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Using his banana to hold up his phone, Alex Polko tapped away, writing his memoirs on the small glass and metal object.
Before long, he decided to switch his focus to something a little more derogatory...
I'm going to halt this before it gets any steamier!
We're a site for free speech, not this erotic smut!
Lol jk ;)
... he switched on some hardcore food porn on the metal phone, and watched as the banana holding the phone up suddenly thickened with pudding.
He started rubbing the banana behind the phone, waiting until he could feel the fruit shake with anticipation.
He grabbed the banana hard and lifted it up to his mouth, licking up the gooey, sweet contents as they plastered his face.
This was his favorite way to get fresh banana pudding.